but apparently there could (could!!) be an Easter egg shortage in the shops. Fucking hell …….. noooooooooooooo!!!!! Quick! Run! Get to the shops! Before it’s too late! How will we ever survive without Easter eggs?
The cynical amongst us could conclude that …………
the supermarkets are not selling as many eggs as they thought and have over-subscribed on the old egg front so need you to think there’s a panic.
Course, you could do what I do, melt down a load of chocolate buttons and put them in a mold and make your own.
Or, do like I did last year, just eat the buttons and miss out the whole egg thing entirely! Nom nom!
It’s how I like to celebrate my pagan festival. So go bite the head off a bunny (chocolate of course) or if you want to acknowledge the religious thing, grill yourself a hot cross bun or three.
Happy Easter! I’m off to watch Life of Brian. Here’s a great clip. Enjoy!